We recorded our latest D&D session…for better or for worse.
Here’s the audio, in three parts:
And here are the notes:
PART I
2:54 Zach just finished signing up for our local pizzeria’s VIP program, which is somewhat misleading because as far as I know it just gets you discounts on pizza.
3:12 It helps to make barbarian noises when you roll your d12 for hitpoints.
3:43 I once claimed to be able to perform a double jump in real life
11:57 Zach and Jake are making robot noises quietly
12:06 Tim gives them a look
12:20 – RACISM REDACTED
12:43 Apparently oathbreakers in the Nine Hells are immediately teleported and crucified on an Andrew’s Cross where they slowly waste away. Yeesh.
19:17 Zach (quietly): “What’s a body without a soul…but an empty shell?”
24:47 I have also disclared that the word “disclare” is a real word.
25:44 For a long time Jake has used a small duck made out of legos to represent his character on the battle grid, because…ellipsis. Yeah.
26:23 Last year Jake ran a short but “eventful” Shadowrun campaign (Hint: the events were all life-threatening disasters)
28:38 “Where we’re going, you don’t need eyes to see” Quote from sci-fi horror classic Event Horizon, starring Laurence Fishburne and Your Darkest Nightmares
PART II
20:33 Music: Joe Esposito – You’re the Best (AKA Karate Kid montage song)
20:50 Music: Lemon Demon – Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
22:00 Music: Survivor – Eye of the Tiger (Duh)
25:43 Music: Europe – The Final Countdown
30:15 Music: Heidevolk – Furor Teutonicus
30:39 He was trying to play this abomination: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGQiGEYl4Y
30:52 Music: Blind Guardion – Ride Into Obsession
33:10 The Nupperibos are very fat, and as everyone knows fat people walking anywhere necessitates tuba music
33:37 Tim puts down a bunch more Nupperibo minis on the outskirts of the map, much to our dismay
35:42 Music: BlazBlue – Under Heaven Destruction
40:10 Music: BlazBlue – Lust SIN
48:30 Music: BlazBlue – Howling Moon
52:27 Music: BlazBlue – Nightmare Fiction
59:14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttk2yyBoJjk
PART III
10:26 Music: Powerglove – Heffalumps and Woozles
16:44 I actually did take a trip to Japan last May, and just…man. Demon Porn.
17:49 Music: Goddamnit.
22:28 Music: Heidevolk – Furor Teutonicus (reprise)
25:09 RACISM AGAIN – Aha, ohoho, ohoplease don’t kill me actually I like black people very much I’m so sorry
26:54 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypZLnDaqo1M
28:00 Music: Heidevolk – Krijgsvolk
31:17 Aaaaand Tim puts down a token for the big scary beetle-borg. It covers 4×4 squares, we are concerned by this
37:21 Music: Heidevolk – Het Gelders Volkslied
39:32 Tim picks up a mini, MENACINGLY, causing fear amongst our ranks
40:16 Music: Daft Punk – The Game Has Changed (TRON Legacy OST)
50:31 Pretty much no one but us uses this building when it’s as late as we usually end up playing, and the closest men’s room is three floors down, so we just use the women’s. We’re not creeps! Completely. Which is to say, we are not completely creeps.
51:09 Music: Daft Punk – End of Line
54:45 Music: Daft Punk – Derezzed
58:55 Dexter’s Lab was the coolest
63:02 Music: Back to the Future Theme
63:12 Jake is about to roll his Use Magic Device check using the very same die that SENT US TO HELL. I calmly and rationally attempt to persuade him that it would be a better idea to use my d20 by means of my prodigious rhetorical abilities.
64:28 YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
71:25 Music: Yasunori Mitsuda – Victory (Call of Summer) – Chrono Cross OST
76:18 I AM FRIENDS WITH LOTS OF GAY PEOPLE I AM NOT A BIGOT
This seems to be a recurring problem.
76:38 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHdXG2gV01k Classic.
